ladypie

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#selfie queen#messy life#bad decisions

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A self-centered, fatty woman who thinks she's got everything figured out, but she's just making a mess everywhere she goes, leaving a trail of smelly perfume and bad decisions.
She took a selfie in the middle of a traffic jam and posted it like it was a victory.
She tried to explain her life story to the barista and got interrupted by a phone call.
She dropped her latte on the floor and still took a picture of it to post online.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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A woman who's too fat to be pretty, but still thinks she's the center of attention, while everyone else is just trying to survive her drama.
She sent a DM saying 'You’re not cute enough to be my friend.'
She posted a story about her 'perfect day' but forgot to mention she got a tattoo at 2 a. m.
She tried to flirt with the pizza delivery guy and then cried because he didn’t respond.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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A woman who thinks she’s hot stuff, but she’s just a greasy, smelly mess who leaves a trail of failed relationships and bad skincare.
She texted her ex, 'I’m better than you, and you know it.' Then she cried in the shower.
She tried to start a trend by wearing socks with her sandals and then blamed everyone else for not joining.
She posted a 10-minute video of herself eating a burger and called it 'art.'
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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