ladyourlove

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She's a sugar-coated nightmare who loves basketball and will knock your block off if you mess with her. She'll cuss you out like a sailor in a storm if you get her mad, but she'll still love you to death if you let her.

You: Why did you miss that shot? Her: Because you’re a fat blob of failure and I’m tired of your dumb face.

You: I’m gonna date your best friend. Her: I’ll cuss you out in front of the whole gym and tell your mom.

You: I’m leaving. Her: You’re not. I’ll cuss you out and then cry in the corner.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

She’s a sweetie who plays basketball like a pro, but if you talk trash and she doesn’t hit you with it, she’ll love you harder. But if you’re her man, don’t think you’re safe, she’ll take you down if you disrespect her.

You: You’re gonna lose. Her: I’ll cuss you out and you’ll wish you were dead.

You: I’m going to the movies with her friend. Her: I’ll text you and cuss you out in front of the whole school.

You: I don’t love you. Her: I’ll cuss you out and then text you at 2 AM.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

She’s a sweet girl who loves sports and will cuss you out if you get in her way. She’s got a heart of gold, but she’s also got a mouth full of trash if you don’t treat her right.

You: You’re gonna lose. Her: I’ll cuss you out and then cry in the corner.

You: I’m dating your friend. Her: I’ll cuss you out and then tell your mom.

You: I’m leaving. Her: I’ll cuss you out and then follow you home.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

She’s a lovable mess who plays basketball like a pro. If you mess with her, she’ll cuss you out like a sailor. She loves you to death, but don’t think you’re special, she’ll take you down if you don’t respect her.

You: Why did you miss that shot? Her: Because you’re a fat blob of failure and I’m tired of your dumb face.

You: I’m gonna date your best friend. Her: I’ll cuss you out and tell your mom.

You: I’m leaving. Her: You’re not. I’ll cuss you out and then cry in the corner.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

She’s a girl who plays basketball like a beast. If you talk smart to her and she doesn’t hit you with it, she loves you. But if you’re her man, don’t think you’re safe, she’ll take you down if you disrespect her.

You: You’re gonna lose. Her: I’ll cuss you out and then tell your mom.

You: I’m going to the movies with her friend. Her: I’ll text you and cuss you out in front of the whole school.

You: I don’t love you. Her: I’ll cuss you out and then text you at 2 AM.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

She’s a girl who plays basketball like a pro and will cuss you out if you mess with her. She loves you to death, but if you’re her man, don’t think you’re safe, she’ll take you down if you don’t respect her.

You: Why did you miss that shot? Her: Because you’re a fat blob of failure and I’m tired of your dumb face.

You: I’m gonna date your best friend. Her: I’ll cuss you out and tell your mom.

You: I’m leaving. Her: You’re not. I’ll cuss you out and then cry in the corner.

by Slangipedia 18h ago