LadyNym

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A human-shaped noodle who looks like she was made by a fat kid with a glue gun and a trash can.

'She walks in like she owns the place, but I know she just ate a whole pizza by herself.'

'That girl is so svelte, I swear she could fit in a shoebox and still do a cartwheel.'

'She’s svelte, but I bet she eats a whole cake for breakfast and still looks good in a bikini.'

A person who is so thin, you can count her ribs and her soul at the same time.

'She’s svelte, but I bet she’s been eating salad for 10 years straight.'

'That girl is svelte, but I bet she hasn’t touched a donut since the 90s.'

'She’s svelte, but I bet she’s been doing yoga since she was a baby.'

A human who looks like a stick figure that just got out of a weight loss commercial.

'She’s svelte, but I bet she’s been on a diet for so long, she forgot how to eat.'

'That girl is svelte, but I bet she would faint if she saw a pizza.'

'She’s svelte, but I bet she’s been counting calories since she was five.'

A human who looks like a walking skinny stick and still manages to be annoying.

'She’s svelte, but I bet she’s been doing sit-ups since she was born.'

'That girl is svelte, but I bet she’s been eating lettuce for breakfast.'

'She’s svelte, but I bet she’s been on a diet for so long, she’s lost her mind.'

A person who’s so thin, you could probably fit her in a toaster and still have room for a bagel.

'She’s svelte, but I bet she’s been on a diet for years and still counts calories in her sleep.'

'That girl is svelte, but I bet she’s been eating veggies for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.'

'She’s svelte, but I bet she could do a plank for a whole day and still look good.'