lady.lokis.wife

She texted me: 'I just saw a dog wearing a hat and I lost it.'

In a group chat, she said, 'You all are worse than my ex's cat.'

She DM'd me: 'I laughed so hard I almost bit my tongue.'

She posted a selfie and said, 'I’m flawless. You’re welcome.'

She told me, 'If I wasn’t so hot, I’d be a chef.'

She said, 'I look like a goddess. You look like a confused raccoon.'

She said, 'You’re the worst friend ever,' then laughed so hard she cried.

She made me cry because of a joke, then threw a chair at me.

She texted me: 'I’m crying from laughing. I’m also mad. I’m throwing a chair.'