ladyli

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#godlike#lonely#pizza-obsessed

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A female god who can make your brain explode. She eats like a horse but still looks like a goddess. She has a bunch of boyfriends but is totally clueless and lonely inside.
My ladyli just texted me 'I ate three pizzas and still look hot' and I believed her.
She has 100 followers but only 2 friends. The rest are just haters.
She texts every guy she sees, but no one texts her back.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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A woman so hot she could melt your brain. She gorges on food but never gains a pound. She has a million boyfriends but is completely brain-dead and loves being ignored.
She posted a selfie with 5 pizzas and 3 ice creams and said 'I just skipped breakfast.'
She has 100 DMs but only answers the cute ones.
She texts all her exes on Valentine’s Day but doesn’t remember their names.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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A woman so good-looking she could make you cry. She eats like a pig but stays thin. She has tons of friends but is empty inside and always looking for someone to fill her up.
She told me she ate a whole cake and still looked like a model. I believed her. I was wrong.
She has 100 followers but only 1 friend. The rest are fake.
She sends love letters to everyone but never replies to anyone.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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