Ladykiller

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A guy so smooth he could make a nun blush and a nun is like a woman who never gets distracted by anything except maybe God and her coffee.

Bro, that guy hit on my aunt and she still hasn’t stopped smiling.

He asked my mom out and she said yes, and now she’s making cookies for him.

He flirts with my grandma and she’s now texting him every day.

An old car that looks like it was hit by a truck and then left out in the rain for 20 years.

That car is so rusty it looks like it’s about to fall apart.

I tried to start it and it coughed like it was dying.

It smells like wet dog and old pizza.

A silly game where you type "15/f/ca" and hope a bunch of horny teens start texting you like it’s a competition.

I said 15/f/ca and got 12 DMs in a minute. That’s more than my mom’s Instagram followers.

My friend typed it once and got 20 messages. He’s bragging about it to everyone.

I used it in a chat and now I have to deal with 10 teen boys asking me out.

When a guy winks at you and you feel like you’re gonna melt and then he says something like ‘Hey, want to go get a milkshake?’ and you say yes.

He winked at me and I felt like I was gonna drop my fries.

He said ‘Hey, want to go get a milkshake?’ and I said yes before I even thought about it.

He flirted with me and now I’m texting him every day.