Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A man’s version of a shopping spree but with women and fewer coupons

He saw 3 girls and immediately texted his friends: 'I'm going all in.'

At the mall, he stared at a girl for 10 minutes and then left without buying anything.

He DM'd a girl: 'I saw you and I felt something... like a discount.'

2

When a man thinks he’s in a movie but it’s just a bad dating app

He matched with 5 girls and thought he was the main character.

He sent a girl a photo of himself eating pizza and called it 'a moment.'

He asked a girl out and said, 'This is the best part of the movie.'

3

A man’s way of saying he’s not bad looking but definitely not rich

He waved at a girl and said, 'I’m not rich but I’m not ugly.'

He tried to impress a girl by saying he had a car but it was from 2005.

He asked a girl out and said, 'I might be broke but I’m not broke-hearted.'

4

A man’s version of a game show but with more sweat and less money

He asked a girl, 'If you were a prize, what would you be?' and she said, 'A free lunch.'

He tried to win her over by saying, 'I’ll beat you at a game.'

He thought he was on a game show and said, 'I’ve got this.'

5

When a man thinks he’s the hero but the girl is just tired of him

He said, 'I’m saving you from your loneliness.' She said, 'I’m saving you from your ego.'

He tried to rescue her from a coffee shop and she just wanted her latte.

He said he was her knight in shining armor but he was wearing a hoodie.

6

A man’s way of saying he’s not a beast but he still wants to be fed

He told a girl, 'I’m not a beast, but I’m not a vegan.'

He asked a girl out and said, 'I’ll feed you if you feed me.'

He said, 'I’m not a monster but I like my snacks.'