ladyhane

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A Russian wife who acts like a boulder but somehow gives a damn. She’s part robot, takes forever to reply, and wants to be a billionaire.

'I’ll reply when I feel like it, and that’s probably next year.'

'I’m rich or I’m dead.'

'I’m not your problem, I’m your future.'

A Russian woman who’s tough as nails but secretly soft. She’s half machine, takes days to respond, and dreams of being a cash cow.

'I’ll text you when I’m done eating my 10th sandwich.'

'I’m not rich, I’m a problem.'

'I’m not your friend, I’m your money.'

A Russian wife who looks like a brick but has a heart. She’s half robot, takes forever to reply, and wants to be a million-dollar machine.

'I’ll reply when I’m done being rich.'

'I’m not a brick, I’m a diamond.'

'I’m not your problem, I’m your paycheck.'