ladygarden

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A woman’s private area that looks like it’s been neglected for years. It’s the part of a lady that needs a good trim, a good dig, and possibly a good kick from a shovel.
My mum’s ladygarden looks like a jungle after a hurricane.
I told my sister her ladygarden was a disgrace.
He called her ladygarden a ‘weed farm’ in front of her boss.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A fancy name for a woman’s private patch that’s usually well kept, but can turn into a disaster when someone doesn’t take care of it.
She said her ladygarden was ‘looking a bit ragged’ after the weekend.
He tried to compliment her ladygarden, but it came out as a joke.
Her ladygarden got a 1-star review from her ex.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A sneaky way to call a woman a cunt without actually saying it. It’s like a secret code for people who are too polite to be rude.
He called her a ladygarden in front of her parents.
She used the word ladygarden to describe her sister’s bad day.
They had a whole argument over whether it was a ladygarden or not.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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