ladyfig

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A woman who acts like she's hot but still somehow manages to charm other women.

She’s got more make-up than a clown and still gets more likes than me.

She told me she’s a ‘girl boss’ and then asked me to pass the salt.

She wears a bra like it’s a fashion statement and still gets all the girls to laugh at her jokes.

A woman who's got more flaws than a broken toaster but still somehow gets women to like her.

She eats a whole pizza by herself and still gets the group to cheer for her.

She wore socks with sandals and still got the class to laugh at her.

She cried in public and still got a group of girls to text her for advice.

A woman who’s not hot but still acts like she’s the queen of the whole damn party.

She showed up in a sweat suit and still got the whole class to follow her around.

She made a fool of herself and still got the girls to text her for more drama.

She failed the test and still got the whole group to take her to lunch.

A woman who looks like a hot mess but still gets women to follow her around like she’s a celebrity.

She showed up with a hairdo that looked like a tornado hit her and still got the group to laugh at her.

She got into a fight with the teacher and still got the class to take her side.

She wore a shirt inside out and still got the girls to text her for more chaos.

A woman who's got zero looks but still somehow gets the whole class to follow her like she's a rockstar.

She sang in the shower and still got the whole group to laugh at her.

She wore a hat inside out and still got the class to cheer for her.

She fell off the bleachers and still got the girls to text her for more drama.