ladyfellow

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A woman so tough she'd beat you up just for looking at her wrong. If she had a penis, she'd be a dude.
You ever seen a ladyfellow flip a table over a guy who said she looked like his aunt?
My cousin’s a ladyfellow. She once kicked a guy out of a bar for calling her a 'floozie.'
My mom’s a ladyfellow. She told my dad he was 'the weakest link' and left him for a guy who could lift weights.
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A woman who acts like a man but still has all the parts. She’s basically a man with a vagina.
My gym buddy’s a ladyfellow. She bench-pressed 150 pounds and still called me a 'weakling.'
At the bar, the ladyfellow drank more than the whole table combined.
My boss is a ladyfellow. She said I was ‘fired’ and then laughed in my face.
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A woman who’s got the strength of ten men, but still wears makeup like she’s going to a party.
My neighbor’s a ladyfellow. She mowed my lawn and then did her hair before dinner.
At the fight club, the ladyfellow knocked out three guys and still had time to text her boyfriend.
My sister’s a ladyfellow. She ran a marathon and still had time to criticize my fashion sense.
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