Ladyfag

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A woman who thinks she’s a man and wears clothes that look like they were stolen from a clown’s closet.
She showed up to the party in a suit that looked like it had been dipped in glitter and mud.
She tried to convince me she was a ‘real man’ just because she wore a tie.
She took off her shirt and yelled, ‘This is what real men wear!’ and it was just a sweatshirt.
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A woman who wears clothes that look like they were picked from a trash can next to a gay bar.
She showed up to the meeting in a shirt that had holes and looked like it had been worn by a raccoon.
She tried to impress people by wearing a hat that said ‘I 💯’ and it was falling apart.
She wore socks with shoes and called it ‘business casual.’
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A woman who thinks wearing a suit makes her a man and doesn’t realize it just makes her look like a confused chicken.
She showed up to the meeting in a suit so tight it looked like it was trying to kill her.
She tried to walk in heels and almost fell over like a drunk flamingo.
She wore a tie and called it ‘man energy’ and no one believed her.
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