ladydung

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A word for anything weird you find in your pants or on the floor that you can't explain.

"What the hell is that?" he said, staring at a gloopy black blob on his shoe.

She looked at the mystery goo on her lunch and said, "That's ladydung."

He texted me, "I stepped on ladydung. I'm never walking again."

A term for something you find in your food that looks like it came from a monster's stomach.

"I ate ladydung for breakfast. It tasted like regret."

He pulled a weird brown chunk from his sandwich and called it ladydung.

She saw a glop in her soup and yelled, "This is ladydung!"

A name for anything gross that shows up in places you don't want it to be.

He found ladydung in his sock and screamed like a baby.

She saw ladydung on the wall and ran out of the room.

He texted me, "I found ladydung in my backpack. I'm never going to school again."

A word for something you find in your pants that makes you wish you were dead.

He said, "I sat on ladydung. I'm never sitting again."

She looked in her pants and said, "I found ladydung. I'm never wearing pants again."

He texted me, "I got ladydung in my pants. I'm never leaving my house."

A term for anything mysterious that shows up in your food or on the floor and smells like hell.

"I found ladydung in my cereal. I'm never eating again."

He saw a glop on the floor and yelled, "That's ladydung!"

She looked at the stinky blob on her plate and said, "That's ladydung."

A name for something weird that shows up in places you don't expect and makes you want to scream.

He saw ladydung on the wall and screamed, "I'm never going to live here again!"

She found ladydung in her backpack and cried like a baby.

He texted me, "I found ladydung on my shoe. I'm never walking again."