LadyDuke

You asked her for a date. She said, 'I’d date you if you had better dukes.'

She flipped you off in front of the whole class. Everyone laughed. You cried.

Her dukes were so high, they knocked out the principal.

He insulted her. She kicked him out of the room. Then she kicked him out of the school.

She put her dukes up so hard, the teacher had to call the cops.

She gave him the finger with both hands. He got a detention.

She said, 'You’re a piece of trash.' Then she flipped you off with both hands.

She gave you the finger and said, 'You’re the worst.'

She cussed you out with her dukes. Everyone heard it.