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The queen of the crackers who makes all others look like crap
I saw her at the cracker convention and my brain exploded
She walked in and the whole room went silent
Her crown is real and it’s made of diamonds and my dignity
ladycracker
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A girl who wears turbans so loud your ears bleed
She showed up in a turban that screamed at me
Her turbans are louder than my ex’s voice
I had to wear earplugs just to survive her turbans
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So hot she burns your brain and your face
She looked at me and my brain caught on fire
I saw her and my face turned red like a tomato
Her heat is real and it’s melting my soul
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A chick who loves getting fucked in the tits and doesn’t care if you’re crying
She fucked my tits and I cried like a baby
Her tits are so good I forgot my name
She put my brain in a blender and called it a massage
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A girl who kicks your dick so hard you wish you were dead
She kicked my dick and I died inside
Her kicks are so strong they could knock out a donkey
I got kicked so hard I became a ghost
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The meat sacks hanging between a man’s legs
My testicles are so sad they cry every day
They’re the reason I don’t dance
They’re so big they have their own zip code