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When a woman parades around in a shirt but nothing else below, like a man showing off his shirtcock, it’s the worst kind of bare-assed confidence.
My cousin walked into the grocery store in just a t-shirt and a smile. I saw her and I died.
She came to my house in a shirt and no pants. I asked if she was coming or going.
My sister wore a shirt and nothing else to my brother's wedding. He didn't even blink.
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A woman showing off her shirt but leaving everything else hanging, like she's saying, 'I don't need pants, I got confidence.'
My mom came to visit and wore a shirt and nothing else. I asked if she was dressed or just hiding.
She walked into class in just a shirt and a grin. The teacher didn't even notice.
My friend showed up to the party in a shirt and nothing else. I thought she was being cool.
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When a woman is too lazy to put on pants, she just wears a shirt and calls it a day.
My sister came home from work in just a shirt and a lot of attitude.
She wore a shirt and nothing else to the movie. I thought she was going to sleep there.
My neighbor walks around in just a shirt and a lot of sass.
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A woman walks around with just a shirt on and nothing else, like she's saying, 'I don't need pants, I got vibes.'
She showed up to my birthday party in just a shirt and a lot of attitude.
My mom walked into the kitchen in just a shirt and a lot of coffee.
She came to my house in a shirt and nothing else. I thought she was coming to fight me.
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When a woman shows off just a shirt and nothing else, like she thinks she’s the king of the bare-assed world.
She walked into the mall in just a shirt and a lot of pride.
My sister came to the store in just a shirt and a lot of sass.
She showed up to the gym in just a shirt and a lot of confidence.
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When a woman walks around with just a shirt and nothing else, like she’s saying, 'I don’t need pants, I got style.'
My cousin came to the park in just a shirt and a lot of confidence.
She walked into the office in just a shirt and a lot of attitude.
My sister showed up to the restaurant in just a shirt and nothing else.
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