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A woman who acts like a kid but still thinks she's a queen
She threw a tantrum in the middle of a meeting because she didn't get her way.
She called her boss 'daddy' and cried when he said no.
She sent a group text at 2 a. m. asking why no one loves her.
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A woman who has the brain of a toddler and the mouth of a sailor
She cussed out the waiter and then asked for a juice box.
She yelled at the barista for not knowing her name and then gave her a hug.
She called her mom 'bitch' and then texted her a heart emoji.
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A woman who is a grown-up but still thinks she’s in preschool
She threw a fit when her coffee wasn’t hot enough.
She cried in the elevator because her friend didn’t text her first.
She asked the grocery store clerk if she could take a nap in the cereal aisle.
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A woman who has the body of an adult but the mind of a baby
She screamed at her phone because it wouldn’t let her play Candy Crush.
She cried in the middle of the street because her ice cream fell.
She told her boss she was ‘too tired to be a grown-up’ and then took a nap.
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A woman who acts like a kid but still thinks she’s the boss of everyone
She yelled at her coworkers for not listening to her ideas.
She sat on the table during a meeting and said, ‘You’re all babies.’
She sent a text to the whole company saying, ‘I’m the boss and you all know it.’
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A woman who is old enough to know better but still acts like a brat
She kicked the door when it wouldn’t open fast enough.
She called her friend a ‘baby’ and then cried when she didn’t reply.
She cussed at the traffic and then asked for a lollipop.
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