ladycakester

He hit on three girls in the same coffee shop and got all three of their numbers.

She walked into the bar and every guy forgot how to breathe.

He asked my sister out and she said yes, even though he had a beard like a raccoon.

He skipped work to eat cake with his crush.

She turned down a job offer just to go to a bakery with her boyfriend.

He bought 10 cakes and sent them to all his exes.

He’s got three girls texting him at the same time.

He’s dating two girls and still flirting with a third.

He’s got a different girl every night and they all think he’s perfect.