Ladycake

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A woman so hot she makes men forget their own names and their own pants at the same time. Like beefcake but for women and way more impressive.

My neighbor is a ladycake. I saw her walk by and my dog turned into a statue.

My ex said I was a ladycake. I said he was a ladycake too. He said I was a ladycake with a attitude.

At the gym, the guy next to me looked at me like I was a ladycake. I told him he was a ladycake too. He said I was a ladycake with a attitude.

When someone gets tricked so bad they might as well be wearing a clown nose and crying in a bucket of glitter.

My friend got ladycaked by his girlfriend. He believed she was a unicorn and that her hair was made of gold.

I ladycaked my mom into thinking I was rich. She gave me $20 for a snack.

My brother got ladycaked into buying a pizza for his dog. The dog didn't even like pizza.

A person so dumb they could be related to a donkey and still be the dumbest one in the family. Basically a human version of a brick wall.

My cousin is a ladycake. He said he was going to be a doctor. Now he’s a doctor of being wrong.

My teacher said I was a ladycake. I said she was a ladycake too. She gave me a D.

My dad is a ladycake. He tried to fix the TV with a banana. It didn’t work.