Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the meaty things on your chest that make you feel proud when you wear a shirt that’s too tight

My ladybumps are the reason I skipped class today.

He stared at my ladybumps like they were a free pizza.

I showed my ladybumps off to my dog, and he licked me.

2

the reason you walk into walls when you’re too busy looking at yourself in the mirror

I walked into a door because I was distracted by my ladybumps.

My ladybumps are the reason I got a D on my math test.

I tripped over my ladybumps and fell into a puddle.

3

the things that make your shirt look like it’s having a party

My shirt looked like it was having a party because of my ladybumps.

He said my shirt was the best thing in the room, probably because of my ladybumps.

My ladybumps made my shirt look like it was dancing.

4

the secret weapon you use to make people blush

I used my ladybumps to make my crush blush.

My ladybumps are the reason he didn’t bring his lunch to school.

He turned red when I showed off my ladybumps.

5

the things that make you feel like you’re the queen of the world

I felt like a queen when I showed off my ladybumps.

My ladybumps made me feel like I could conquer the world.

I wore my ladybumps like a crown and walked into the cafeteria.

6

the reason you get extra attention from strangers

A guy asked me if I was wearing a bra because of my ladybumps.

My ladybumps got me a free smoothie from the barista.

Strangers started following me because of my ladybumps.