ladybum

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1
The part of a lady that gets the most compliments and the most hits.
My gym buddy called my ladybum a 'meat fortress' after I flexed.
She said my ladybum looked like it had been baked in a pizza oven.
He asked me if my ladybum was a new type of snack.
2
The front bottom of a lady, but with more personality and less shame.
My teacher said my ladybum was 'too loud for class.'
He told me my ladybum was 'like a party in a pants.'
My dog barked at my ladybum like it was a rival.
3
The part of a lady that gets stared at, touched, and sometimes cursed.
My neighbor called my ladybum 'a cursed treasure.'
He said my ladybum looked like it had been cursed by a witch.
My mom told me my ladybum was 'too loud for dinner.'
4
The front bottom of a lady, but with more drama and less privacy.
My friend said my ladybum was 'like a soap opera in a pair of jeans.'
He told me my ladybum was 'too dramatic for a Monday.'
My boss said my ladybum was 'making the office too loud.'
5
The front bottom of a lady, but with more attitude and less mercy.
He said my ladybum was 'too sassy for a Tuesday.'
My dog ran away from my ladybum like it was a monster.
My brother said my ladybum was 'too loud for a family dinner.'
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