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#tampon-warrior#suck-it-back#period-pain

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When your tampon is full and ready to come out but you suck it back in like a crazy person. It’s like a tampon version of a toilet clogged up and you’re the plumber who doesn’t want to smell like a sewer.
My tampon was about to escape, but I sucked it back in and yelled, 'I will not be defeated!'
Tampon came out halfway, and I had to suck it back in while screaming at my cat.
I was walking to school, and my tampon was trying to escape, but I sucked it back in and said, 'I am a warrior.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A girl who is super cute, super strong, and saves Paris from some weird guy named Chat Noir, who has a huge crush on her. She fights with cool powers and kicks butt.
Ladybug showed up and beat Chat Noir with her powers and said, 'You’re not cute enough to be my boyfriend!'
Ladybug saved Paris from a giant monster and Chat Noir fainted from jealousy.
Ladybug did a cool transformation and knocked out Chat Noir with a punch.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Tiny red bugs with black spots that eat aphids and look like they were made by a god who said, 'Let there be cute bugs.'
Ladybugs were crawling all over my plants and eating the aphids like they were the worst enemies.
I saw a ladybug on my finger and it looked like it was smiling at me.
The ladybugs were so cute, I didn’t even mind they were eating my aphids.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A beetle that looks like a tiny red ball with spots and is part of a fancy bug family that wears domes and looks cool.
That ladybug looked like it was wearing a tiny hat and had a cool attitude.
My ladybug was red with spots and looked like it was ready to fight.
The ladybug was so tiny, I thought it was a piece of candy.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A fake gay person who acts like they’re not, and then they go out and ruin everything for real gay people. They’re a disgrace to the whole LGBT community.
That guy said he was gay but then called all the real gay people fags and got kicked out of the club.
She came out as gay, then said real gay people were weird and left.
That fake gay person said, 'Real gays are gross,' and then got banned from the gym.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A girl who is hot, cute, and has a body that looks like it was made for a superhero and a bug. She’s the kind of girl who makes guys blush.
That girl was so cute, I thought I was in a commercial for ladybugs and hot girls.
She had a body like a model and a face like a ladybug.
She walked in, and I immediately knew she was a bug and a hot chick.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A girl who’s tiny on top but big on the bottom and won’t stop bugging you like she’s a tiny bug that won’t stop following you.
That girl was tiny on top but huge on the bottom and wouldn’t stop talking to me.
She was like a ladybug that clung to my arm and wouldn’t let go.
She was so small on top, but her bottom was like a planet, and she wouldn’t stop bugging me.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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