Ladybridge

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A bridge that only ladies use because men are too lazy to walk across it and too busy talking about their breakfast.
My sister got stuck on Ladybridge because she had to wait for a man to push her across.
Ladybridge is the only bridge that doesn't let fat people cross it.
I tried to walk across Ladybridge and a woman yelled at me for being a man.
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A band from Oxford that everyone loves even though they don’t have a name and no one knows who they are.
I heard Ladybridge is playing tonight, and I’m going to cry because I don’t know who they are.
My friend said Ladybridge is the best band ever, even though they haven’t played a song yet.
I tried to join Ladybridge, but they said I wasn’t good enough and I didn’t have a name.
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A place near Bolton that’s full of snobs, old people, and a man named Dave who thinks he’s the king of Ladybridge and will argue with you over nothing.
Dave from Ladybridge tried to tell me I was wrong about the weather, and I had to argue with him for an hour.
My mom lives in Ladybridge, and she says the school is full of kids who only care about drugs and benefits.
Ladybridge is so snobby that even Peter Kay’s mom thinks she’s better than everyone else.
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