ladybrain

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the thing inside a woman that makes her do stupid, loud, and unforgettable stuff when she’s mad, horny, or high, usually after some guy messes her up

I texted him 'you’re a 5-year-old in a man’s body' during our third date

She showed up to his apartment wearing only socks and a hat

She screamed at the barista for getting her coffee wrong and then tipped him $20

the reason women do dumb, wild, or extremely embarrassing things after being talked down to, used up, or tricked by a guy

She sent a group text to her entire family saying 'he’s a fraud and I’m filing for divorce' at 2 a. m.

She wore a chicken suit to his work and yelled 'you’re a chicken' in his office

She called his mom and told her he was a ‘disgrace to mankind’

the thing that makes women act like total maniacs when they’re mad, flirty, or drunk, usually after being talked down to or messed with by a guy

She showed up to his house wearing only a towel and a crown

She texted him 'you’re a hot mess and I’m leaving you for my dog' in all caps

She screamed at the pizza guy for getting her pepperoni wrong and then tipped him $50

the part of a woman that makes her do crazy, loud, and unforgettable things after she’s been messed with, lied to, or talked down to by a guy

She sent a tweet saying 'he’s a walking disaster and I’m done with him' at 3 a. m.

She showed up to his work wearing a unicorn costume and told everyone he was a 'disgrace to unicorns'

She texted his mom and said he was a ‘walking insult’

the reason women go absolutely nuts, do wild things, or make total fools of themselves after being treated like trash by a guy

She texted him 'you’re a walking insult and I’m leaving you for my cat' in all caps

She showed up to his house wearing only a towel and a cape

She screamed at the barista for getting her latte wrong and then tipped him $10