Ladyboyed

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A transvestite from the Philippines who thinks they’re a prostitute but really just wants your money and your attention.
He said, 'I’m a ladyboy, and I’ll give you more than just a massage.'
She texted me, 'Hey, I’m a ladyboy, and I promise I won’t charge you too much.'
At the bar, he said, 'I’m a ladyboy, and I know how to make your night worth it.'
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A guy who wears a dress like it’s a religion and probably sleeps with customers.
He said, 'I’m a ladyboy, and I’ll make you feel like a king.'
She messaged me, 'Hey, I’m a ladyboy, and I’m not just here for the money.'
He said, 'I’m a ladyboy, and I’ve had more boyfriends than you’ve had jobs.'
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A guy who looks like a girl, but only because he’s too lazy to be a real woman.
He said, 'I’m a ladyboy, and I look better than your ex.'
She texted me, 'I’m a ladyboy, and I’ve got more curves than your mom.'
At the party, he said, 'I’m a ladyboy, and I’m not here to make friends.'
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A guy who was born male but looks like a girl who got a face lift, fake boobs, and a new life.
He said, 'I’m a ladyboy, and I’m not here to take your money.'
She texted me, 'Hey, I’m a ladyboy, and I’ve had more surgery than you’ve had heartbreaks.'
At the bar, he said, 'I’m a ladyboy, and I’ve got more fake eyelashes than your sister.'
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A guy who looks like a girl, has a nice outfit, and probably would beat you up if you insulted his look.
He said, 'I’m a ladyboy, and I’ve got more style than you’ve got brains.'
She texted me, 'I’m a ladyboy, and I’m not here to take your money.'
At the mall, he said, 'I’m a ladyboy, and I’d rather be a girl than your ex.'
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A perfect ladyboy is like a 10/10 girl who’s got a personality and won’t let you forget it.
He said, 'I’m a perfect ladyboy, and I’m not here to take your money.'
She texted me, 'I’m a perfect ladyboy, and I’ve got more fun than your whole life.'
At the party, he said, 'I’m a perfect ladyboy, and I’m not here to be your friend.'
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A random swear word from Carlisle that men use to shut up anyone who’s talking too much.
He said, 'Ladyboys the matinee, shut up and let me talk.'
She texted me, 'Hey, it’s ladyboys the matinee, and I’m not here to listen.'
At the bar, he said, 'Ladyboys the matinee, and I’m not done talking yet.'
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