Ladyboner Lotto

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A woman who walks into a room and makes every man's pants feel tight.

My cousin got a Ladyboner Lotto at the bar. The guy next to her couldn't stop staring.

She walked into the classroom and the teacher forgot his lesson plan.

My friend’s mom saw her old flame and dropped her phone in the toilet.

A woman so good-looking she makes men forget their own names.

My neighbor got a Ladyboner Lotto at the grocery store. He bought milk and a second date.

My brother saw one at the gym and ran into the locker room crying.

My aunt’s friend came to town and my uncle forgot his own birthday.

A woman so attractive she makes men think they’re on a dating show.

My friend got a Ladyboner Lotto at the coffee shop. He spilled his latte and his heart.

My dad saw one at the mall and bought a whole cart of snacks for her.

My mom’s coworker came in and my dad asked her out in the breakroom.

A woman who walks in and every man thinks they’re the main character.

My cousin got a Ladyboner Lotto at the party. He tried to dance with her and tripped over his own feet.

My brother’s friend came to town and my brother forgot his own job.

My sister’s crush walked in and my sister yelled at the whole restaurant.

A woman who looks so good men forget they’re supposed to be working.

My friend got a Ladyboner Lotto at the office. He stopped typing and stared for 10 minutes.

My dad saw one at the gas station and bought three gallons of gas just to talk to her.

My mom’s neighbor came over and my dad forgot to cook dinner.

A woman who walks in and men think they’re in a movie.

My cousin got a Ladyboner Lotto at the theater. He forgot his popcorn and his heart.

My brother saw one at the park and ran after her like a dog.

My friend’s mom met her old flame and cried in the grocery store.