Ladyboner lottery

I got a text from my ex and now I'm mentally undressing her in the middle of a meeting.

I saw a hot dog and immediately started thinking about how it would look if it was my neighbor.

My dog walked by me and I had to stop myself from proposing to him.

I saw a guy in a coffee shop and I started imagining his life story and how we'd date.

My teacher called on me and I just stared at her like she was my dream girl.

I got a text from my crush and now I'm mentally writing our wedding speech.

I saw a guy at the grocery store and now I'm planning our future kids.

My mom walked in and I had to act like I was doing homework.

I got a text from my crush and now I'm thinking about how we'd name our first dog.

I got a text from my crush and now I'm thinking about how we'd make out in the hallway.

I saw my neighbor and now I'm imagining our first date.

I walked by my crush and I had to stop myself from asking him out right then.

I saw my crush and now I'm thinking about how we'd write a song together.

I got a text from my crush and now I'm imagining our first date song.

I saw my crush and now I'm thinking about how we'd duet in the bathroom.

I got a text from my crush and now I'm mentally eating a whole pizza with them.

I saw my crush and now I'm imagining our first date pizza.

I got a text from my crush and now I'm thinking about how we'd eat pizza and make out.