Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A made-up boner that women pretend they have to sound cool and not like total losers.

'I had a ladyboner when I saw her in the shower.'

'He’s got a ladyboner? That’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard.'

'She said she had a ladyboner during math class.'

2

When a woman sees another woman or a gay man and gets a little wet and happy.

'She had a ladyboner when she saw the girl in the gym.'

'He got a ladyboner when the guy at the bar smiled at him.'

'I had a ladyboner at the drag show.'

3

A word for when a woman is super into another woman or man. Also used as a nickname for the person she’s into.

'She’s got a ladyboner for the barista.'

'He called her a ladyboner and she laughed.'

'They were both ladyboners for each other.'

4

When a lady gets hot and her boobs get hard and her clit swells up and her pussy gets wet.

'She had a ladyboner during the presentation.'

'He got a ladyboner in the middle of the grocery store.'

'She had a ladyboner when he called her a name.'

5

When a woman sees a man and her hormones go crazy with joy and excitement.

'She had a ladyboner when he walked in.'

'He made her have a ladyboner during lunch.'

'She had a ladyboner so bad she dropped her phone.'

6

When a woman is so horny she might start a fight or throw up.

'She had a ladyboner so bad she yelled at the dog.'

'He made her have a ladyboner during class.'

'She had a ladyboner and tried to seduce the teacher.'

7

A woman who sees a perfect partner and immediately wants to kiss them and maybe steal their wallet.

'She had a ladyboner when she saw him at the coffee shop.'

'He was a ladyboner and she wanted to run away with him.'

'She had a ladyboner so bad she ignored her mom.'