Ladybit spit

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It’s when your ladybit goes full-on drip mode because some hot mess walks by like they’re the main character of your dream.
I saw the guy at the coffee shop and my pants got soaked.
He had a beard and a smile that made my brain shut down.
I was eating a taco and my ladybit said, 'That’s not a taco, that’s a taco.'
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Your ladybit gets a little sneaky drip when you spot someone so good it’s like they’re the main character of your life.
I was walking my dog and saw him and my ladybit said, 'That’s not a dog, that’s a dog.'
He had a hat and my ladybit was like, 'That’s not a hat, that’s a hat.'
I was eating cereal and my ladybit said, 'That’s not cereal, that’s cereal.'
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Your ladybit goes full-on drip when you see someone so hot it’s like they just walked out of a commercial and your brain said, 'Yes please.'
He had a car and my ladybit said, 'That’s not a car, that’s a car.'
He had a shirt and my ladybit was like, 'That’s not a shirt, that’s a shirt.'
I was at the mall and my ladybit said, 'That’s not a mall, that’s a mall.'
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