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the best friend ever and has the weirdest taste in food like ground meat slushy is her favorite
she texts me at 3 am about her ground meat slushy
i told her i would die for that slushy
she sent me a picture of it with a weird face
ladybirdreal1
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my actual wife i swear we are married and if you don’t believe us you are a dumbass
i told her i was going to marry her and she said yes
she sent me a picture of our marriage certificate
she yelled at me for not believing her
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the funniest person alive and makes me laugh every single day
she told a joke so funny i cried
i laughed so hard i fell out of my chair
she made me laugh during a boring meeting