ladybating

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When a girl jacks off in a way that makes you want to die from embarrassment.
She did it in front of my whole class.
She used a pencil and it was the worst thing I ever saw.
She texted me a video of it during lunch.
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A girl’s version of a boner, but it’s more like a full-blown meltdown.
She had a ladybating during the math test.
She screamed it in the hallway like it was a horror movie.
She did it while eating pizza and it was glorious.
3
A woman who thinks she’s a queen but is actually just high on her own dumbness.
She told me she was a goddess and I believed her for 10 minutes.
She claimed the sky was her mirror and I didn’t argue.
She said she could beat up a dragon and I asked why.
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