ladybag

She posted a selfie with 10 filters and 3 hashtags. None of them made sense.

She tried to tell a joke and it fell flat. Then she blamed the audience.

She called a pizza delivery guy 'honey' and then said 'you're not my type' when he didn't flirt back.

She rambled about her cat's diet for 15 minutes at a dinner party.

She interrupted the movie to explain why the main character was 'obviously depressed'.

She texted 10 people at once about her ex's new haircut.

She wore socks with sandals to a concert and didn't even realize it.

She tried to do a TikTok dance in the grocery store and bumped into a cart.

She said 'I'm not loud, I'm just passionate' after yelling at a barista.

She dropped her phone in the pool and said 'it's just a phone' then went to get a smoothie.

She texted her boss 'I'm not coming in today, I'm busy being fabulous' and then went to sleep.

She tried to flirt with the barista and then said 'you're not my type' when he didn't flirt back.

She told a tale about her childhood that lasted 45 minutes and no one believed it.

She claimed she once met the president and then said 'he was just average' when asked about it.

She said 'I'm not vain, I'm just aware of my beauty' after taking 20 selfies.

She told everyone her ex cheated on her with her best friend's brother.

She started a fight with the barista over the coffee size and then called the manager.

She sent a group text saying 'I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed' and then sent another saying 'I'm still mad'.