Lady-Yurt

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The Lady-Yurt is your womb. It’s like a vacation home for your baby. It’s got more staying power than the vagina, which is just a quick pit stop. If it gets too messy, you can tear it down and throw it out.
My Lady-Yurt is like a messy hotel room after a family reunion.
I don’t want to stay in the Lady-Yurt, I want a room with a view.
My Lady-Yurt just got a new rug, and it’s pink.
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The Lady-Yurt is your second option when the vagina is too busy. It’s not as fancy, but it’s got a longer lease. You can even redecorate it every month if it’s not doing well.
I took a break from the Lady-Yurt and went back to the vagina.
The Lady-Yurt is my backup plan when my uterus is on strike.
I redecorated my Lady-Yurt with glitter and a bunch of farts.
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