lady woman

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A guy who looks like a man but is actually a woman. They drive a tiny car and speed around like a lunatic. People yell at them in a fake drag voice.
'Hey, that lady woman just ran a red light and almost hit my kid!'
'That lady woman just passed me on the highway and laughed like a maniac.'
'I tried to flirt with a lady woman, and he said, 'You're not my type.' I was confused.'
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A monster woman who turns into a meat-eating freak at night. She cooks people in a pot and likes to eat babies for breakfast.
'That lady woman just ate my neighbor and now she's baking him into a pie.'
'I heard that lady woman has a pet baby and it's her favorite snack.'
'She came to my house last night and said, 'You look like a good addition to my stew.' I ran.'
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A man who likes women, but she's a woman who likes women. She flirts with girls like they're the main event.
'That lady woman just kissed my sister and said, 'You're my favorite.' I was mad.'
'I saw that lady woman at the mall and she flirted with the cashier like she was her lover.'
'She came to my party and asked every girl, 'Are you single?' I was so embarrassed.'
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