Lady Weasel

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A lady weasel is a magical hole that spits out curses and smells like old socks.
She called me a lady weasel after I ate her pizza.
He said I had the face of a lady weasel.
She told me I was a lady weasel and a half.
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A lady weasel is what happens when a lady's pants fall down and the universe laughs.
He said my pants made me look like a lady weasel.
She said my dance move was a lady weasel special.
He told me I was a lady weasel in a suit.
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A lady weasel is the part of a lady that makes men cry and swear in public.
He cried and swore when I showed him my lady weasel.
She made the whole bus laugh with her lady weasel.
He said my lady weasel was a curse from the gods.
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