lady wand

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A lady wand is when someone shoves a broken sprinkler up their snatch and lets it spray until they feel like a soggy pizza.

My aunt did a lady wand in the backyard and yelled, 'I'm gonna pee in your pool!'

He did a lady wand in the shower and got shampoo in his pants.

My mom did a lady wand at work and got sent to the nurse.

A lady wand is when a person sticks a garden hose up their snatch and lets it go full blast until they feel like a water balloon with a curse.

My cousin did a lady wand in the garage and broke the hose.

She did a lady wand in the car and got the neighbor's dog wet.

He did a lady wand in the kitchen and got flour in his pants.

A lady wand is when someone inserts a rusty hose into their snatch and turns it on like a madwoman trying to drown a baby.

My sister did a lady wand at the park and yelled, 'I'm gonna drown your brother!'

He did a lady wand in the bathroom and got soap in his pants.

She did a lady wand in the living room and got the cat wet.

A lady wand is when a person shoves a hose up their snatch and lets it spray like a fountain until they feel like a soggy burrito.

My dad did a lady wand in the garden and got the dog wet.

She did a lady wand in the kitchen and got the cat in her pants.

He did a lady wand in the hallway and got the neighbor's kid wet.

A lady wand is when someone sticks a broken hose up their snatch and turns it on like a madman trying to kill a fish.

My mom did a lady wand in the laundry room and got the washing machine wet.

He did a lady wand in the car and got the driver mad.

She did a lady wand in the park and got the kid's ice cream melted.

A lady wand is when a person puts a garden hose up their snatch and lets it spray like a sprinkler until they feel like a waterlogged sandwich.

My brother did a lady wand in the garage and broke the hose.

She did a lady wand in the kitchen and got the dog in her pants.

He did a lady wand in the hallway and got the neighbor's kid in his pants.