Lady Timer

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A Lady Timer is a tool you use to count how long your lady can put up with you before she leaves. It can be anything from a watch to your mom’s old flip phone.

I timed my date for 3 minutes before she said she was done.

My phone was the Lady Timer when I asked her to wait while I texted my ex.

I used a kitchen timer to see how long she’d last before I said something stupid.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Lady Timer is like a stopwatch for your girl. You use it to see how long she’ll stick around before she bolts.

I used my microwave’s timer to see how long she’d wait for me to finish my coffee.

I timed her while she waited for me to stop talking about my cat.

My Lady Timer was my dad’s old watch when I asked her to wait for my sister.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Lady Timer is just a fancy way to say you’re keeping track of how long your girl is going to suffer through you.

I used my calculator as a Lady Timer when I asked her to wait for me to stop being a fool.

I timed her while she waited for me to stop talking about my lunch.

I used a pizza timer to see how long she’d wait before she left.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Lady Timer is a way to see how long your lady is going to tolerate your nonsense before she walks out.

I used a kitchen timer to see how long she’d wait before I said something stupid.

I timed her with my phone while she waited for me to stop talking about my job.

I used my grandma’s clock as the Lady Timer when I asked her to wait for me to stop being an idiot.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Lady Timer is a tool that shows how long your lady is going to stay with you before she decides to leave you for someone better.

I used my phone’s stopwatch to time how long she’d wait for me to stop talking about my day.

I timed her with a pizza timer when I asked her to wait for me to stop being annoying.

I used a kitchen timer to see how long she’d last before I said something dumb.

by Slangipedia 9d ago