lady tickler

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A man’s mustache so thick it looks like it was plucked from a hairy goat.

My uncle’s mustache is so big, it could tickle a lady to death.

That guy’s face looks like a hairy sandwich.

I swear his mustache is trying to take over his whole face.

A mustache so thick, it could be used as a net for catching ladies.

His mustache is so full, it looks like it has its own ZIP code.

That man’s mustache is like a hairy wall.

I’d rather fight a bear than be tickled by that mustache.

A man’s mustache so thick, it could be considered a crime.

That mustache is so big, it’s like it has a sidekick.

He walks in like a hairy boss.

If that mustache had a voice, it’d be screaming.