lady-thing

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A silly name for a girl you like or hang out with. She’s either your sidekick or your future ex.
My best friend is a lady-thing. She’s the one who texts me at 2 a. m. about her crush.
My cousin calls her boyfriend a lady-thing. He’s basically a walking disaster.
My mom says I’m a lady-thing. I hate her.
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Anything a woman does. It could be sipping fancy drinks or dealing with period pain. Men never say it out loud because they’re too scared.
My dad calls my period a lady-thing. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds gross.
My teacher said ‘lady-thing’ in front of the class. I laughed so hard I got detention.
My brother whispered ‘lady-thing’ during math class. I told him to shut up.
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What rich girls bring with them when they go to fancy places. It’s usually stuff you can’t even imagine having.
My aunt brought a lady-thing to the spa. It was like a whole bag of glitter and a towel.
My cousin’s suitcase had a lady-thing inside. It looked like a gift from a fairy godmother.
My friend’s mom brought a lady-thing to the restaurant. It was a tiny purse and a bottle of wine.
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