Lady & the Trump

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This stupid Russian movie is why the GOP has been making bad choices for four years. It shows Lindsey Graham and Donald Trump getting busy in Moscow like they were in a cheap motel.
Lindsey Graham: 'I didn’t know the GOP was a porn studio.'
Trump: 'I got the long noodle, and it was worth it.'
Senator Graham’s wife: 'He came home with a hangover and a bad tan.'
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This is what people call the 2016 election. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump had a big fight for the presidency. Trump won because he had the bigger noodle.
Hillary: 'He cheated with a noodle.'
Donald: 'She just didn’t have the stamina.'
The media: 'It was like a noodle war.'
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The First Lady of the United States and her very loud husband. He talks too much and she’s tired of it.
First Lady: 'He’s like a loud dog who won’t stop barking.'
Trump: 'I’m the best, and she knows it.'
The kids: 'Can we get a new dad?'
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