lady taco

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a smelly hole in your pants that smells like old cheese and regret. invented by a guy who got stuck in a taco shell.
My cousin called my mom a lady taco in front of her boss.
He said I was a lady taco after I ate three tacos and passed gas.
She called me a lady taco in the middle of a math test.
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a hole you wish you could plug with a burrito. born in a diner during a food fight.
My teacher called me a lady taco after I sneezed in my lunch.
He said I was a lady taco when I ate the whole taco salad.
My friend called me a lady taco because I cried in the bathroom.
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a hole that stinks like a rotten taco. made by a kid who got stuck in a food processor.
She called me a lady taco when I farted during the movie.
He said I was a lady taco after I ate six tacos in one go.
My brother called me a lady taco during a video game battle.
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