Lady Starwind

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A smelly, low-life tramp who thinks she’s the top dog. She’ll stab you in the back just to get a free burger.
She cheated on me with my uncle and then asked for a raise.
I found her eating my pizza with a fork and a napkin from the trash.
She called me a 'dumbass' in front of my whole family.
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The queen of kindness who will give you her last dollar and still smile like she’s rich.
She bought me lunch even though I owed her $20.
She cried when my dog died and then bought me ice cream.
She gave me her last candy bar and then asked for my homework.
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