lady spaz

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she’s a city trash fire and a sidewalk scream machine
She saw a pigeon steal her snack and yelled at it like it was her ex.
She tripped over a crack and cursed the sidewalk like it owed her money.
She got mad because her coffee was too hot and called the barista a flaming disaster.
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a girl who turns small problems into full-blown meltdowns and has the worst luck with coffee
She spilled her latte and cried for five minutes straight.
Her phone died during a storm and she screamed at the sky.
She got a wrong number and thought it was a conspiracy.
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