lady snores

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A lady who falls asleep and lets out snores so quiet you think she’s just breathing through a sock.

My mom fell asleep on the couch and snored like a mouse with a cold.

At the movie theater, my sister’s snoring was so soft I thought the movie had a hidden whisper track.

My grandma’s snoring was so faint I thought she was just muttering to her cat.

When a lady takes a nap and snores so softly it’s like she’s whispering secrets to the pillow.

My aunt napped on the train and snored so quiet the conductor thought she was just dreaming.

My friend’s snoring was so soft I thought she was talking to her phone.

My cousin’s snoring was so faint it was like she was breathing through a straw.

A lady who goes to sleep and lets out snores so quiet you wonder if she’s just pretending to be asleep.

My sister fell asleep in class and snored so quiet the teacher thought she was just thinking.

My mom snored so softly at the dinner table I thought she was just breathing through a paper towel.

My neighbor’s snoring was so quiet I thought she was just sighing in her sleep.