Lady Sir

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The fanciest, most ridiculous name for a flapping, peeing, smelly tube you could ever imagine
My math teacher is a lady sir. She gave me a D because I didn't do my homework and called me a 'math dummy' in front of the whole class.
My cousin's dog is a lady sir. It peed on the neighbor's lawn and barked at a cat like it was a war hero.
My mom called my dad a lady sir after he forgot to bring her coffee and burned the toast.
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A fancy title for a woman that you use when you want to sound important but don’t actually know her name
I called the waitress a lady sir because I thought she was a queen and I was too scared to ask for my soup.
My friend used 'lady sir' on a random girl in the grocery store and she just stared at him like he was a mad man.
I messaged my crush 'Hello, lady sir' and now he texts me back every day.
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