Lady shrek

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A girl so ugly she makes Shrek look like a beauty queen.
My cousin is a lady shrek. She eats breakfast at 10 PM.
My math teacher is a lady shrek. She wears socks with sandals.
My mom says I'm a lady shrek. I told her to shut up.
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A girl so gross she could make a monster cry.
My neighbor is a lady shrek. She has a beard and a mustache.
My crush is a lady shrek. I still like her.
My dog ran away from a lady shrek. It's still missing.
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A girl so messy she looks like she lived in a trash can.
My sister is a lady shrek. Her hair looks like a raccoon nest.
My friend is a lady shrek. She wears pants inside out.
My boss is a lady shrek. She yells at the printer.
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