lady sheriff

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A woman who rules everything and doesn't take no for an answer. She's like a boss, but with a badge and a attitude.

My mom is a lady sheriff. She told my dad to shut up and sit down during the whole family meeting.

The lady sheriff walked into the diner and the whole place went quiet. Even the coffee machine got nervous.

My neighbor called the cops because the lady sheriff threw a pizza at his head during a fight.

A female cop who doesn't just catch criminals, she also takes down boys with her looks and her skills.

That lady sheriff gave my brother a ticket for parking in front of her house. Then she winked at him.

The lady sheriff tackled the robber like he was a kid who stole her lunch money.

At the mall, the lady sheriff asked me if I wanted a snack. I said no. She gave me a snack anyway.

A woman who makes boys feel like they just got caught eating pizza in the classroom during a test.

The lady sheriff asked me if I wanted to go on a date. I said no. Then she gave me a ticket for not answering her question.

I saw the lady sheriff flirt with my dad at the grocery store. He got so nervous he dropped a whole cart of eggs.

The lady sheriff showed up at my school and told my teacher I was too cool to be in detention.