Lady Shenanigans

At the office party, she spilled wine on the boss and called him a ‘douchebag in a suit.’

They texted each other at 2 a. m. about who had the bigger lunch.

She wore a bra to a meeting and called it ‘business casual.’

She texted her coworker: ‘I’m not leaving until you admit you’re a bad singer.’

They bet $20 on who would get promoted first.

She dressed up as a fruit for the company picnic and won the contest.

She posted a TikTok of her yelling at the printer like it was her ex.

They threw a coffee cup at the ceiling and called it ‘art.’

She cursed at the elevator for not going down.

She walked out of a meeting and said, ‘I’ll be back when you all grow up.’

They left a sticky note on the boss’s desk that said, ‘You’re welcome, but not really.’

She wore socks with sandals to a client meeting and called it ‘fashion forward.’

She texted her friend: ‘I told the boss he looked like a soggy donut. He didn’t like that.’

They cussed in the break room like it was a battle field.

She turned a simple coffee run into a war story.

She told the client, ‘I’ll do the work, but you’ll pay for my drinks.’

They had a dance-off in the hallway and called it a ‘workplace event.’

She took a lunch break just to text her friend about the boss’s bad hair.