Lady Santa Syndrome

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When a woman has a normal body but a belly that looks like it’s been stuffed with candy canes and cookies.

My aunt eats a whole pie in one sitting and calls it a snack.

She’s got a belly like a Christmas tree full of presents.

I swear her belly has a life of its own.

A woman who looks like she’s been eating cookies and milk for six months straight.

She eats a whole bag of chips and still has room for a donut.

That woman’s belly is bigger than my dad’s car.

She’s got a belly like a full stocking at Christmas.

When a woman’s belly is so big, it looks like Santa came to visit her and left a gift inside her.

Her belly is so big, it could hold a whole Christmas party.

She eats so much, her belly looks like a present wrapped in wrapping paper.

That belly could hold all the cookies in the world.

A woman who’s got a belly so big, it’s like she’s been eating Christmas cookies for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

She eats like there’s no tomorrow and still has room for dessert.

Her belly is so big, it looks like it’s been inflated with holiday cheer.

That woman could feed an army and still have cookies left over.

When a woman’s belly is so big, you could put a gift under it and still have room for more.

She eats like it’s the last day of Christmas and the presents are running out.

Her belly is like a full stocking and it’s still hungry.

That woman’s belly could hold all the cookies in the world and still want more.

A woman who has a belly so big, it looks like Santa came to her house and left a gift inside her.

She eats like there’s no tomorrow and still wants more cookies.

Her belly is like a giant gift bag full of holiday cheer.

That woman’s belly could hold a whole Christmas dinner and still want dessert.