lady rod

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A lady’s rod is when a girl gets so horny she could scream, swear, and probably throw a chair if she had a penis.

My neighbor’s dog just stared at me like I was a juicy burger.

My math teacher’s voice is so low it’s like a whisper from hell.

I saw my cousin’s crush and my brain short-circuited.

A lady rod is when a girl gets so excited she’s practically jumping out of her skin, and if she had a penis, it would be trying to escape.

I walked in on my brother’s friend and my face turned red.

My crush texted me and I dropped my phone like it was on fire.

I heard my mom swear and I was like, ‘What is going on?’

by Slangipedia 7h ago

A lady rod is when a girl is so turned on she’s thinking about sex, and if she had a penis, it would be standing up and waving.

My friend told me a joke and I was laughing so hard I almost peed.

I saw a guy in a tight shirt and my brain went blank.

My dog barked at me like I had a second head.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

A lady rod is when a girl is so hot and bothered she’s practically sweating, and if she had a penis, it would be doing the cha-cha.

I got a 100 on my test and I was like, ‘I’m the best.’

I walked past my crush and I felt like my heart was trying to escape.

My dad told a joke and I was laughing so hard I cried.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

A lady rod is when a girl is so worked up she’s thinking about nothing else, and if she had a penis, it would be standing at attention like a soldier.

I got a surprise birthday party and I was so happy I almost screamed.

I saw my crush’s face and I forgot how to breathe.

I got called out in class and I was like, ‘What?!’

by Slangipedia 7h ago